Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I had a dream....


Last night I had a dream that cost $150 million to make. It had lavish locations, great special effects and A-list actors. It started off in space where I was teamed up with Johhny Depp who was playing a character not unlike Jack Sparrow. We were trying to rescue a girl named Penny Maupin, played by a friend of mine, who was abducted from a book store by an apecat, which is a monster that is part huge King-Kong ape and part cat. Somehow we ended up in Puerto Rico, where I'm stuck in the back of a Jeep being driven through a jungle by Johhny Depp, who is slowly morphing into Will Smith, who is aging backwards. We came to a stretch of water and I found out the Jeep floats, which was good, but due to a lack of a propulsion system I had to get in the water and push it to our destination, which was bad cause the water had sharks in it.

We arrived at an island where this woman wanted to charge us $1000 to buy a story, I don't know why we needed to, I just remember thinking that we could download one for free. I also thought the price was outrageous but by that time Will Smith had aged back to his "Fresh Prince" days and Carlton was there to pay for the story. Then I had to pay $1.80 for a can of coke while we ate single servings of cornbread. $1.80!! Apparently the woman was upset at me because in an earlier dream I had designed some pants with a special hideaway pocket and the person I was making them for turned out to have problems accessing the pocket because he was fat. I told her that wasn't my problem, my work was good, it was her fault for not informing me the guy was gonna be fat, but she refused to listen to me and overcharged me for the soft drink. The cornbread was terrible too. Unfortunately after that scene the entire production was cut short due to a jackhammer outside my window at 7am. We never did find Penny.

13 Comments:

At 1:54 PM, Blogger Antonio said...

Meh. Wake me when you have a more interesting dream. ZzZzZzZzZzZz....

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger Dub-D said...

Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes.

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger Josue' said...

Man,
Create a fiction blog if you want to explore that world....Talk reality here!

I'll fall back and wait for the next post for something of substance.

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger PhunAndGab said...

I'm glad you finally posted something. It sounded like an interesting dream without the need of narcotics.

Come on guys, he's got a creative mind even while he's asleep !!!

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger The D said...

That was awesome! Why were you dreaming of Will Smith? Was it because of I am Legend?

It kind of sucked in the end. You would think, that after 3 years, he would have come up with an escape plan, or used a bank vault door or something like that security laminate on his windows so that they shatter but not collapse? Bullet proof glass? Some smart man.

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Dave said...

Yeah that movie sucked. They changed the whole story from the book, whose ending was way better.

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger The D said...

What was the ending in the book?

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger Dave said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_am_legend

 
At 9:08 AM, Blogger Antonio said...

I had a dream you updated your blog. Nightmare, actually.

 
At 3:06 PM, Anonymous mic da spic said...

u still staying in M-boro?

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger The D said...

Come on Dave. you ain't got no job. You ain't got shit to do. Write about something!

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger Dub-D said...

maybe that's the problem :D

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Antonio said...

I have a deram...

 

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